Auntie Maim

They’re HEE-RE!

admin — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:32:29 +0000

Yes, just like the disembodied spirits in “Poltergeist”, your Auntie Maim AND Nocturna Donamatrix are now speaking with you again through your TV – that is, your computer screen!

SNAP!! SLURP!!

Your Auntie Maim

For All The Single Ladies – Some Biblical Advice

admin — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 19:31:45 +0000

YAM doesn’t spend a lot of time on the internet, it’s a wee bit common for her refined tastes. She also doesn’t spend much time reading the Bible.

HOWEVER:

My little loves, I do spend a fair amount of time on PsychicBitch, so once I found this (which some of you may have seen or read before), I decided I must share it! No, no! Please, there’s no need to thank Your Auntie for her generosity and kindness! Simple groveling, drooling homage will completely suffice.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice:

“Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.”

While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives:

Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az,

Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin – Beatinyo-az.

Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yo-az…

Cheers my little loves!

Your Auntie Maim

Check Out the Weekly Tarotcast™

admin — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 00:48:33 +0000

Hello my little loves!

My good friend Nocturna’s Weekly Tarotcast prediction is available here:

YAM will know who’s been bad or good – so be good for goodness’ sake!

Or, on second thought – be bad so I can SNAP!!! SLURP!!!

Your Auntie Maim

Did you miss me?

admin — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:00:57 +0000

Maintaining this level of fabulous isn’t easy, my little loves – even for someone as extraordinary as YAM. There are things one simply can’t delegate to the help – and yours truly does have her obligations.

Now that some of my personal pets have graduated from the dungeon and are back in the real world – one or two are minus a limb and several are recovering nicely from bite wounds that won’t show in street clothes – I’m back to take care of you.

Time for some new meat…

Your Auntie Maim

Hello my little loves…I’m your Auntie Maim!

admin — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:15:18 +0000

I can’t wait to answer your questions! I DO bite. Sometimes a nip, but depending on my mood and your question, I may take off a limb. I also have a whip - I know how to use it – and I won’t hesitate to give you a smart snap where it will do the most good!

C’mon now – don’t be shy! Ask your Auntie any little thing that’s on your little mind…

Slurp! Snap!